Rapping Rabble Rouser

Archivist’s note: this mouse says some weird stuff, and even the Exploration Team doesn’t understand what some of it means. If this occurs again, incomprehensible gibberish will be withheld from future reports and the archive.

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This mouse grew up in the sewers, and picked up rapping from mousinem, the greatest mouse rapper in the sewage system. Drop a beat and watch this mouse distract even the most laser-focused blabbering criminal from their monologue, for they’ll all be throwing their paws in the air and jiving to his rhythm.

He even claims that sometimes, his rap is so lit it even pleases the Saint!

This is indisputably the mouse’s best rap:

trap’s arm is heavy, spring set, charms are crazy,
there’s targets on the cheese already, jack’s monterey
he’s anxious, but on the surface he begs ronza and larry
to drop bits, but he keeps forgettin’
what bait to use, the trap check’s coming now
he moves his mouse, but the server goes down
he’s workin’, how, his bosses be lookin’ now
the clocks run out, times up over, meow
snap back to FTAs, oop there goes FTC
oop there goes his TE, he flipped
he’s so mad, he gonna swipe that premium kit
he can’t have it, he knows his whole bank’s to be broke
it won’t matter, he’s hope, he knows that, but it’s smoke
it’s so stagnant, progress, when he goes back to his meadow home,
that’s when it’s
back to discord again, yo, this whole whinery
better go screenshot the moment and pray for more TAs

you better lose yourself in the GAs, in the pepeg,
you are it, you better never let mods know
you only got one strike, do not miss the rigged roll
this whale community has auras for a lifetime